This is why I love sports. Oh. My. God.
The Chicago Blackhawks have won a playoff game for the first time since April 23rd, 2016. L. F. G.
The Dallas Stars haven't won a game since February 25th.
I'm sitting in my south side garage, watching a Chicago dog, watching the Blackhawks shitkick the St. Louis Blues. My life has never been better.
Okay, we're back back now baby.
Tonight, after 137 days of quarantine, we have actual live NHL hockey games to watch. Not scrimmages, not team practice. A live game. With different teams.
First and foremost, RIP to the great Eddie Shack.
Nothing says Team Spirit like matching Gucci flip-flops.
Despite what y'all seem to think, the pandemic ain't done yet.
Ain't no way in sam hell the Seattle team isn't going to be named the Kraken.