Being a kid in your twenties during this quarantine is a special time to be alive. You’re living with your best friends, nobody has any real responsibilities beyond replying to 2 or 3 emails a day pretending to be “working from home”. You can drink, smoke, and eat whatever you want under the caveat “Well, … Continue reading True Life: The Ham’s Are Quarantined – Part Un
I love this day in football every year. One of the best sports days of the year in my opinion. A steady dose of NFL along with an onslaught of bowl games. Its the perfect Saturday to fire up the grill, put the beers in the cooler, and do some good old fashioned garage drinkin'. … Continue reading Super Football Day: NFL Games Actually Good?
The clear front runner. The guy's a boss no doubt about it, and the voting stats showed it. Honestly though, I was expecting a very stereo typical speech, thanking god, family, etc. But when Joe paused, whimpered, and uttered the words "Coach O..." and they panned to a side by side of Joe and Coach … Continue reading Gumbo Joe Wins The Heisman
https://twitter.com/i/status/1205996122096967681 https://twitter.com/i/status/1205998358835449856 Holy. Fucking. Shit. The whole world needs to see this and hear the story about these badasses from Newtown HS. On the 7 year anniversary of the Sandy Hook shooting, a school most of these players attended. I can't imagine the mental impact that has on your entire life. Then these kids wen … Continue reading Do You Believe In Miracles!?
There is not much I absolutely don't believe in in this world i.e. religion, love at first site, the verdict that OJ didn't do that shit, the fact that soccer is the sport of the future, etc. etc. But one thing I ABSOLUTELY do not fucks with is full moons and Friday the 13th. Don't … Continue reading The Most Underrated Movies to Watch on Friday the 13th When There Are No Sports Or Reasons To Step Foot Outdoors
I've always loved that College Football has done an award ceremony like this. Instead of waiting for the NBA, MLB, and NFL to release the award winners for each category over the period of fortnight, we get it all done in one fowl swoop (foul swoop? idk midas whale run with it.) The ESPY's try … Continue reading The College Football Awards: Where Heroes Get Remembered, But Legends Never Die
Shout out Cut4 for the photoshop, but god damn its guna be bad to see man with beautiful lettuce and a fresh pair stripped of his beautiful locks. I mean, it's 2019 and the Yankess are still operating like the Reich of the MLB. At a point in sorts history and social media, letting the … Continue reading Gerrit Cole Got Hella Paid, But It Came At A Price
Damn I nailed that title...Anyway Just as I was writing a masterpiece blog about the Bears being back, Schefty fucks up my whole morning. It was going to be a beautiful metaphor comparing this years Bears team to James Marsden's character in Westworld, dying a bazillion times and then Thursday nigh't game was that time … Continue reading Noquan Smith For The Remainder Of The Season For Da Bears
Welcome to Ham Sports latest blog series Sunday Scaries. If you don't know what Sunday Scaries are you're an alien and should get off my blog (just kidding please stay, I'll take any pageviews I can get. Sunday Scaries will be a weekly blog about the worst fuck ups, mistakes, regrets, etc. in this week … Continue reading Sunday Scaries
LSU Ohio State Clemson Georgia For the first time since its inauguration it appears the committee was up late last night and didn't have one too many Disorono's on the rocks to fuck this whole thing up. Part of me pictured Condoleezza Rice sipping a cocktail at 4am and telling the room "But could you … Continue reading Holy Committee Moly Batman. They Got It Right?