Gumbo Joe Wins The Heisman

The clear front runner. The guy's a boss no doubt about it, and the voting stats showed it. Honestly though, I was expecting a very stereo typical speech, thanking god, family, etc.  But when Joe paused, whimpered, and uttered the words "Coach O..." and they panned to a side by side of Joe and Coach … Continue reading Gumbo Joe Wins The Heisman

Do You Believe In Miracles!?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1205996122096967681 https://twitter.com/i/status/1205998358835449856 Holy. Fucking. Shit.  The whole world needs to see this and hear the story about these badasses from Newtown HS.  On the 7 year anniversary of the Sandy Hook shooting, a school most of these players attended.  I can't imagine the mental impact that has on your entire life.  Then these kids wen … Continue reading Do You Believe In Miracles!?

The Most Underrated Movies to Watch on Friday the 13th When There Are No Sports Or Reasons To Step Foot Outdoors

There is not much I absolutely don't believe in in this world i.e. religion, love at first site, the verdict that  OJ didn't do that shit, the fact that soccer is the sport of the future, etc. etc. But one thing I ABSOLUTELY do not fucks with is full moons and Friday the 13th.  Don't … Continue reading The Most Underrated Movies to Watch on Friday the 13th When There Are No Sports Or Reasons To Step Foot Outdoors

The College Football Awards: Where Heroes Get Remembered, But Legends Never Die

I've always loved that College Football has done an award ceremony like this.  Instead of waiting for the NBA, MLB, and NFL to release the award winners for each category over the period of  fortnight,  we get it all done in one fowl swoop (foul swoop? idk midas whale run with it.)  The ESPY's try … Continue reading The College Football Awards: Where Heroes Get Remembered, But Legends Never Die

Noquan Smith For The Remainder Of The Season For Da Bears

Damn I nailed that title...Anyway Just as I was writing a masterpiece blog about the Bears being back, Schefty fucks up my whole morning.  It was going to be a beautiful metaphor comparing this years Bears team to James Marsden's character in Westworld, dying a bazillion times and then Thursday nigh't game was that time … Continue reading Noquan Smith For The Remainder Of The Season For Da Bears

SEC Championship: If You Don’t Take The Underdog You’re A Bozo

The Georgia Bulldogs are the underdogs in this game at +7. That means Vegas experts thinks they are going to lose by 7 points for you novice gamblers out there. But fuck them, that's not the underdog I'm talking about. To me this game is about one thing, and one thing only: Ed Fucking Orgeron.  … Continue reading SEC Championship: If You Don’t Take The Underdog You’re A Bozo