Kirby put up 2 assists in his first 5 games but tonight he scored his first of the season and it's a beauty.
Although he was headed into his 1,006th NHL game, the Blackhawks celebrated Patrick Kane's 1,000th game at home in the United Center tonight.
Game 1,000 for Patrick Kane was an absolute disaster on the ice.
Just yesterday I said “huh this has been a weird weekend for Blackhawks fans.” AND IT GOT WORSE (better?)
It took 996 career games for Patrick Kane to cap off his 400th career goal.
You'd think after having Patrick Kane on my team for 14 years, I would stop being absolutely flabbergasted at how amazing he is.
Tale as old ad time, song as old as rhyme, Patrick Kane scores a spin-o-rama goal.
What did I tell you?
WE'RE NOT GOING 0-56!
We all knew the Hawks were gonna be a disaster to start this season but I did have, I don't know, a little hope that it wouldn't be this bad.
Well, we're officially in Hell, Chicago.
I'm sitting in my south side garage, watching a Chicago dog, watching the Blackhawks shitkick the St. Louis Blues. My life has never been better.