Put on your reading glasses because this one is a doozy.
I swear to God, we've broken the simulation.
Ladies and gentlemen, there was a hockey game today.
Wooooooow. What a move.
The Carolina Hurricanes are being petty and I'm living for it.
No one is having a worse day than Brendan Gallagher.
To get burned by the same flame two years in a row has built a deep, deep resentment in me that goes to the bone.
What. A. Rollercoaster.
The Montreal Canadiens fell to the Tampa Bay Lightning for the second game of the Stanley Cup Final.
Tonight the most unexpected Stanley Cup Final began with the Tampa Bay Lightning and Montreal Canadiens.
I think if you told me in January that the Montreal Canadiens would be facing the Tampa Bay Lightning in the Stanley Cup Final, I wouldn't have believed you.
PUT THE VOLUME TO 100 IT IS TIME FOR CELEBRATORY CELINE!