Long time no talk, friends.
Hello, as you know my name is Abi Hamilton, aka Shortman Hams, and I am an out and proud queer person.
There are times you remember exactly where you were when news broke.
Since the middle of January, every day I treat myself to a little drive over to my favorite forest preserve.
(Suicide and mental illness are mentioned pretty heavily in this blog. If you're sensitive to those subjects just beware.)
Everyone always talks about how quick you get drunk in the mile-high city but no one tells you that the hangovers equally suck.
Today was National Bird Day and I am here to remind you all that there is no way in hell all birds are real.
Happy 2021 Season Finale!
From this day forth, you must refer to me as Lord Shortman Hams.
Growing up, like millions of American children, I had an "American Girl Doll".
Everyone pack it in, Steve Buscemi has won Halloween.
1,000 days ago, I was 19 years old, on medical leave from work at my dogshit grocery store job when my brother, Nick, called me.