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This Month I Am Raising Money For The Trevor Project And I Need Your Help
Hello, as you know my name is Abi Hamilton, aka Shortman Hams, and I am an out and proud queer person.
Seven Years Ago Today Zayn Left One Direction And Our Lives Changed Forever
There are times you remember exactly where you were when news broke.
I Would Die For The Old Man At The Forest Preserve Who Told Me A Joke This Morning
Since the middle of January, every day I treat myself to a little drive over to my favorite forest preserve.
Let’s Talk More
(Suicide and mental illness are mentioned pretty heavily in this blog. If you're sensitive to those subjects just beware.)
Some Funny Videos To Nurse Your Hangover With
Everyone always talks about how quick you get drunk in the mile-high city but no one tells you that the hangovers equally suck.
On This National Bird Day, I Am Here To Remind You That Birds Aren’t Real
Today was National Bird Day and I am here to remind you all that there is no way in hell all birds are real.
Cheers To Another Trip Around The Sun
Happy 2021 Season Finale!
Sauron. Jorah Mormont. Shortman Hams.
From this day forth, you must refer to me as Lord Shortman Hams.
The Year Is 2021 And I’m Writing A Blog About The Disturbing Backstory of Nellie O’Malley (Yes, The American Girl Doll)
Growing up, like millions of American children, I had an "American Girl Doll".
Steve Buscemi Dressed As His Own Meme For Halloween Because You’re Never Too Famous or Old To Dress Up
Everyone pack it in, Steve Buscemi has won Halloween.
I’ve Been Consistently Blogging For 1,000 Days As Of Today… That’s A Lot
1,000 days ago, I was 19 years old, on medical leave from work at my dogshit grocery store job when my brother, Nick, called me.
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