You'd think after having Patrick Kane on my team for 14 years, I would stop being absolutely flabbergasted at how amazing he is.
Tale as old ad time, song as old as rhyme, Patrick Kane scores a spin-o-rama goal.
Get in the rally wagon, rats, we're going to the stratosphere.
Alex DeBrincat comes in and saves the day for the Blackhawks with this insane OT goal.
There is nothing better than the joy of a first NHL goal. And two is better than one.
What did I tell you?
The Cat is back and he's ready to go.
Earlier today, the Blackhawks played the Red Wings and Pius Suter was the star of the show.
WE'RE NOT GOING 0-56!
The kid is 20!
We all knew the Hawks were gonna be a disaster to start this season but I did have, I don't know, a little hope that it wouldn't be this bad.
Why, for the love of God(s) did I give myself hope?