Sidney Crosby Gifted a Veteran the Car He Won At Last Year’s All-Star Game

Honest to God(s), Sidney Crosby is one of the best human beings on the planet. Hell, I'd say in history.

GENO IS BAAACK!

The Penguins announced that Evgeni Malkin has been activated off the IR! Party time, children!

The Penguins have been hit hard by the injury bug this season but the load was lightened today!

There has been some Penguin negativity on Twitter and I'm not having it so here are some positives to focus on.

The Penguins have placed Nick Bjugstad and Evgeni Malkin on the IR with lower-body injuries.

It's a rarity to see but Sidney Crosby tossed the mitts in Pittsburgh's game against the Columbus Blue Jackets.

God-Among-Men Jaromir Jagr is at it again.

The Penguins have placed the two new guys on a line with Evgeni Malkin, team's A and leader. And it is going swimmingly.

I will speak it into existence, I swear.

Ben Lovejoy has announced that he will be hanging up the skates after 11 seasons in the NHL.