Gumbo Joe Wins The Heisman

The clear front runner. The guy's a boss no doubt about it, and the voting stats showed it. Honestly though, I was expecting a very stereo typical speech, thanking god, family, etc.  But when Joe paused, whimpered, and uttered the words "Coach O..." and they panned to a side by side of Joe and Coach … Continue reading Gumbo Joe Wins The Heisman

The College Football Awards: Where Heroes Get Remembered, But Legends Never Die

I've always loved that College Football has done an award ceremony like this.  Instead of waiting for the NBA, MLB, and NFL to release the award winners for each category over the period of  fortnight,  we get it all done in one fowl swoop (foul swoop? idk midas whale run with it.)  The ESPY's try … Continue reading The College Football Awards: Where Heroes Get Remembered, But Legends Never Die

SEC Championship: If You Don’t Take The Underdog You’re A Bozo

The Georgia Bulldogs are the underdogs in this game at +7. That means Vegas experts thinks they are going to lose by 7 points for you novice gamblers out there. But fuck them, that's not the underdog I'm talking about. To me this game is about one thing, and one thing only: Ed Fucking Orgeron.  … Continue reading SEC Championship: If You Don’t Take The Underdog You’re A Bozo