NHL Locker Rooms are Setting a “Dress Code” For RTP Games

Andrew Cogliano said Stars have decided they won't wear suits in the bubble. Said they want to look good and professional with nicer jeans and a good collared shirt. No ripped jeans or hats, for example.

— Sean Shapiro (@seanshapiro) July 21, 2020

#mnwild has come up with a team dress code for games since teams don't have to wear suits.

3 different team-issued, Wild logoed collared shirts that are white and gray, green and black with pants, Parise says.

This way they look presentable and like a team on the way to games

— Michael Russo (@RussoHockey) July 21, 2020

Originally, NHL teams had no dress code but the NHL also hates fun and personality so, here we are. So far, the Stars and Wild will have a dress code for gameday. The Wild have an actual set attire. They’ll all wear matching polos (gross).

The Stars are allowing a little individuality but I don’t like the “no ripped jeans or hats” rule. How the fuck is Roope Hintz supposed to be an IG model if he can’t have a hat on? I’m disappointed that we won’t see the cowboy looks of the Winter Classic.

If the Stars walked into every game like this we wouldn’t lose a single fucking game. Without a doubt. So Benny-boy, if you see this one, bring these looks back by Captain’s Orders. Also, have a pajama day, it’ll boost morale.

I hope no other teams place “dress codes” specifically the more youthful ones, like Toronto or Colorado (SEE: Header Photo of Nylander, William). Fans love to see the personality and individuality that comes with seeing these guys’ styles. I mean, come on, I wanna see David Pastrnak, NHL’s Best Dressed, bust a fit that isn’t a suit. Starting August 1st, I want to see the flyest fits. I wanna see less “business casual” and more “GQ Stylin'”.

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