Alexa, Play “Ready Or Not” by The Fugees. A few teams started their Corona Practices today but I’m focusing on the Penguins and Blakhawks because I give more of a shit about them. #SorryNotSorry
Honestly, the single photo of Kaner walking into practice has given me so much serotonin and stability that I might print it out and frame it in my house. I’ll put it between the beautiful Stanley Cup photos. We, for some reason, only have the 2010 and 2015 Cup win photos and no family photos in our living room. So what I’m saying is masked Kaner would fit right in.
Plus, for the Pens, I completely forgot that they lost Jake Guentzel for the remainder of the season but becasue of the break he’s back. The Pens are literally about to floor it and light up the ‘Rona Playoffs. They’ll have healthy Guentzel, Malkin, Rust, Crosby, Letang, and Hornqvist while fighting for Patrick Marleu‘s first Cup? Sign me the fuck up.
I’ve had my reservations about the season of course but I think I’m ready now. All of the hockey content is clearing my skin, watering my crops, and whatever the rest of this saying is – but long metaphors short, it’s all gonna be okay. Hockey will be back, life will go back to normal.
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