Red Dead Redemption 2 Has Taken Over My Life And I shouldn’t Be Allowed To Drive The Horse

So I am way behind the 8-ball when it comes to almost everything. That’s why right now, I’m currently crying wading my way through Red Dead Redemption 2. For reference, the game came out in October 2018. Anyway, I’m finishing the game up now (I’m 60% done) and it has consumed my life. I absolutely adore the freedom of open-world games but the problem is I want to do every. Single. Mission. And I can’t say no to the AI people. Regardless of however many good deeds I do or enemies I fight, my one problem in the entire game is controlling my damn horse.

I have had the same horse for 55% (of 60%) of the game and I refuse to get a new one. My horse is Freddie, a Dutch Warmblood and he is my best friend. But he’s a nightmare to control some days. 

So, for the times when I am hilariously thrown off Freddie’s back, I have created a Twitter thread.

Freddie, somehow, finds the smallest corner on stuff and clips just enough of it so I go flying to the ground or into the swamps. I feel like it has more to do with me checking Twitter than actually being malicious but IDK maybe he’s trying to tell Arthur to stop listening to Dutch (Which IMO has been a great plan since the jump).  

Either way, for the remaining 40% of this game, I am going to be sending myself flying off cliffs on accident so be sure to follow my Twitter for more bloopers.

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